Funny Captions





1. Mary and John Smith, an 87 year old couple had been caught "giving helpful advice" to a group of  teenagers at a local store earlier this afternoon. The teenagers had complained about having bad wifi connections on their iPhones.




2. 90 year old man, Jeff stops at a downtown store earlier today when he decided that it's best if he locks up his walker outside so he doesn't have to bring it in with him. Jeff was in need of a new pair of shoes and when he was going to enter the store he realized a sign, it said to pay the parking meter to park your car on the curb for 30 min so he decided that it also meant walkers.




3. 95 year old man Bobby Joe had been spotted earlier today preforming on the streets of downtown New York for "all his fans". Bobby Joe had recently seen another street performer playing his guitar and getting money so he decided to do the same so he could finally get that toy train he had always wanted.

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